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[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this “esempio di * per richiamare altra routine” thing. Sounds fancy, but it ain’t nothin’ but callin’ one part of your program from another, ya hear? What’s this “*” thing anyway? Well, imagine you got a bunch of chores to do around the house. You got washin’ clothes, cookin’ dinner, and feedin’ the chickens. Instead of doin’ it all at once in a big mess, you break it down, right? You wash clothes first, then cook, then feed the chickens. “*” is kinda like that….

Alright, let’s talk about this thing in Excel VBA. I ain’t no fancy computer person, but I figured out how to use it, and it’s mighty handy. So, you got these macros, right? Little bits of code that do stuff for you in Excel. Sometimes, you need one macro to call another one. That’s where comes in. It’s like tellin’ one fella to go get another fella to do some work. Now, the basic way to use it is pretty simple. You just type , then put the name of…

[Body] Well, hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about this engine run stand thingamajig. I ain’t no fancy mechanic, mind you, but I’ve seen my fair share of engines and let me tell ya, this stand thing is mighty handy. What’s an Engine Run Stand, Anyway? Now, you might be scratching your head, wonderin’ what in tarnation an engine run stand is. It’s simple, really. It’s like a little cradle for your engine, see? You plop that big ol’ hunk of metal on there, and it holds it steady so you…

[Body] Alright, let’s gab about these here electric running boards. You know, those things that pop out when you open your car door? Yeah, them. I seen ‘em on them fancy trucks in town, the ones that cost more than my whole darn house, I betcha. First off, what in tarnation are they good for? Well, I reckon they’re for climbin’ into them big ol’ trucks. You know, the ones so high up you need a ladder to get in. These running boards, they come out like a little magic…

[Body] Well, let me tell ya ’bout this Eagles record, “The Long Run”. Some folks, they say it weren’t no good, a real letdown. Imagine that! They waited and waited, three whole years after that “Hotel California” thing, and then this comes out. Folks were expecting somethin’ special, ya know? Like another big ol’ hit, every song a barn burner. But, well, it weren’t quite like that. Now, I ain’t no music expert, not like them fancy fellas writin’ in the newspapers. But I know what I like, and I…

Alright, let’s talk about them E90 daytime running lights, the ones that are always on, or supposed to be, or maybe not, who knows, it’s confusing! I ain’t no mechanic, just a regular person trying to figure this stuff out, you know? So, first things first, these lights, they’re supposed to be on during the day, right? That’s why they call ‘em “daytime running lights.” Makes sense. But then sometimes they’re on when it’s dark, and sometimes they ain’t on at all. It’s a real head-scratcher. Now, some folks say…

Alright, let’s talk about this here “dual run capacitor internal wiring” thing. Don’t you go gettin’ all scared now, it ain’t as complicated as them city folks make it sound. It’s just a little box, kinda like a can, that helps your air conditioner, you know, the thing that keeps you cool in the summer, run right. Now, this “dual” part, that just means it’s got two jobs. It helps the fan motor, the one that blows the air, and the compressor motor, the one that really does the coolin’,…

Alright, so you wanna play that there Simpsons game, the one where you drive around and do all sorts of crazy stuff? Hit and Run, they call it. And you wanna play it on your computer or your phone, huh? Well, some smart folks made this thing called Dolphin Emulator. It’s like a magic box that lets you play old games from those Nintendo GameCube and Wii thingamajigs. Don’t ask me how it works, it just does, like them newfangled microwaves. Now, this Dolphin thingy, you can get it for…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about this Docker thing and how to give it a steady address, you know, like a house number that don’t keep changing. Folks call it a “static IP,” sounds fancy, but it ain’t. So, you got this Docker, right? It’s like a big ol’ box where you can put all sorts of stuff, like little programs and whatnots. Normally, these things inside the box, they get their address changed every time you start ’em up. That’s a pain, like tryin’ to find a chicken that keeps…

[Body] Alright, let’s talk about horses and that sound they make, the whinnying thing. You know, horses, those big animals, they got their own way of talkin’, just like us. Do Horses Whinny When They Run? Well, horses do a whole lot of things when they run. They breathe hard, their hooves go thump-thump-thump on the ground, and sometimes, yeah, they whinny. But it ain’t always when they run. It’s more complicated than that, like most things in life, you know? Now, I ain’t no horse expert, but I’ve been…