Alright, let’s talk about this runes pharmacy tiarajima no okusuriya san thing, whatever that means. I watched it, you know, like you watch the chickens pecking in the yard. Some things good, some things… not so good. First off, the story, or whatever they call it. It’s about this girl, Rune, I think her name is. She’s working in a pharmacy, a medicine shop, you get it? Like old Mrs. Henderson down the road, she used to mix up those nasty cough syrups. Same kinda thing, I reckon. This Rune…

Alright, let’s talk about this tarot palm aura tea stuff. I don’t know much about fancy words, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know it. You young folks with your computers and all, maybe you can make sense of it better than me. First off, this tarot thing. My grandma, she used to play with cards, but not for money, no sir. She’d look at them pictures and tell you things. Scary things sometimes, but mostly good things, like if you gonna meet a fella or…

Alright, let’s talk about this… this… “toteme silk set,” whatever that fancy name means. I saw some pictures online, you know, on that Facebook thing my grandson showed me. Looked kinda nice, like somethin’ you could wear to a fancy shindig, or maybe just around the house if you’re feelin’ extra special. Now, I ain’t no fashion expert, mind you. I wear what’s comfortable and what keeps me covered. But this silk set, it got me thinkin’. They say it’s “versatile,” which I guess means you can wear it a…

Alright, let’s talk about this here coat, the one they call “Toteme Signature.” I ain’t no fancy fashion lady, ya know? I just like things that keep me warm and don’t fall apart after a few washes. But this coat… well, it’s somethin’ else. First off, it’s warm. Like, real warm. They say it’s made of wool and some other fancy stuff, cashmere they call it. Don’t know much about that, but I know it feels nice and thick. Keeps the wind right out, which is important when you gotta…

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here… “tarot of the spirit.” Don’t go thinkin’ it’s some fancy-schmancy city folk thing. It ain’t. It’s just… cards. Yeah, cards with pictures on ’em. Like the ones them gypsies used to have, remember? Only these are supposed to be, you know, special. Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you. I can’t tell you the difference between a “High Priestess” and a “Fool” card, ‘cept one looks like a stuck-up lady and the other like a fella ’bout to walk off a…

Alright, let’s talk about this here Toteme quilted coat. Folks been yappin’ about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know? Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just call it like I see it. Now, this coat, they say it’s “oversized.” Means it’s big, real big. Like you could fit a whole ‘nother person in there with ya, maybe even two scrawny chickens. That ain’t necessarily a bad thing, mind you. Comes winter, you can layer up underneath like nobody’s business. Wear a sweater,…

Alright, let’s gab about them Toteme Loafers, shall we? Folks keep jawin’ about ’em, so I figured, why not? Now, I ain’t no fancy pants, but I know comfy shoes when I see ’em. And these here loafers, they look right comfy. First off, what in tarnation is a loafer anyway? Well, near as I can tell, it’s a slip-on shoe. No laces to fuss with, which is a godsend, let me tell ya. My fingers ain’t what they used to be, and tyin’ shoes is a pain in the…

Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna talk about somethin’ called the larynx. Don’t you go gettin’ all scared now, it ain’t as fancy as it sounds. It’s just a little somethin’ in your neck, you know, like that thing that helps ya holler at the grandkids when they’re gettin’ into the cookie jar. What is this Larynx Thingy Anyway? So, this larynx, they also call it the voice box. Yeah, that’s right, the thing that lets you yap all day long! It’s like a little pipe, see? About this…

Alright, let’s talk about these Hammerhead Twister Hi-Run tires. Now, I ain’t no fancy tire expert or nothin’, but I know a good tire when I see one, and these here tires, they seem pretty darn good. First off, what are we even talkin’ about? Well, it sounds like these Hammerhead Twister things, they go on some kinda go-kart or somethin’. Says here it’s got a 150cc engine, goes up to 40 miles an hour. That’s pretty fast for a little thing, I reckon. And if you’re gonna go fast,…

Alright, let’s talk about these Toteme hats, you know, the ones all them fancy city gals are wearin’. I ain’t no fashion expert, mind you, just an old woman who knows a thing or two about keepin’ the sun outta my eyes and the cold off my head. First off, what’s the big deal with hats anyway? Well, lemme tell ya, back in my day, a hat was just a hat. You wore it to keep warm or to keep the sun off your face while you were workin’ in…